Sonic Unleashed Fans And The Breathtaking Scenery
Posted 4 months, 4 weeks ago at 6:18 pm. 2 comments
Every new Sonic game follows the same pattern.
- Highly anticipated!
- Great Visuals!
- Sega’s Last Chance!
- Product is Released!
- Low Review Scores!
- Angry Fans
- “True” Fans vs Angry Fans.
- Next year, a New Sonic Game Announced.
- Rinse Lather and Repeat.
Once it reaches the point where “True” Fans:
- Whom, quite frankly, can’t spell.
- Can’t ever see any flaws in any Sonic game.
- Thinks their ideas are the best.
- Hates IGN and Gamespot reviewers with a passion.
- Wants every character in the game because they are soo cool!
- Will have a temper tantrum on anyone who criticizes the game.
- Will bow down before God aka Ryan Drummond.
- Will write fanfiction with their own “original” character with supapowerzzz!!11
- Will post tl;dr topics about why everyone hates their favorite character.
Again once it reaches the point where “True” Fans argue with Angry Fans, the whole internet universe explodes with trolling, angry letters, petitions, you suck, we all suck, nobody cares, just a plain ol’ mess thats only cured once a new sonic game is announced.
So a new Sonic Game has been announced! Will Sega make a critically acclaimed game that will calm everyone down, or will it end up being a failure like Sonic 06. Only time will tell.
